by CHARLOTTE MOON-NIPPLES
(EASTER ISLAND)
Today, when I arrive home, I intend to buy a guinea pig.
I will then shave the guinea pig, because it makes the guinea pig look like a very tiny hippo. I want a pet hippo. This is the closest I will get.
I will name it, Hippo-Pig. And then, I will force it to breed with another Hippo=Pig and see if it comes out furry or not.
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